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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"Why do old people read the bible so much? I asked my grandad the other day ""why do old people read the bible so much?"" He replied ""cause we're cramming for finals"""

"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "

"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."

"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."