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Joke of the Day
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
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"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."
"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."
"""Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"" ""Please wait someone else is using it."""
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."
"Daylight Saving Time ends today. So I have to remind myself, that the clock on my microwave will be wrong for the next several months."
"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."