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Joke of the Day

"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"

"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!"" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now"

"If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?"