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Joke of the Day
"What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's."
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"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
"84% of Canadians think the preparations for the American blizzard are ""cute"""
"Sorry I can't make it to lunch today. I forgot to shorten ""people"" to ppl in a text this morning and now I'm totally behind schedule."
"Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour"
"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
"4yo: When you're 9, you can drive Me: Pretty sure you have to be older 4yo: Some people can drive at 9 Me: A little older 4yo: Ya, it's 9"
"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."