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Joke of the Day

"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"

"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."

"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."

"Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign of depression."

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."

"A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30 The manager comes up to her and says, ""you should have been here at nine o'clock,"" to which the blonde responds ""why what happened?"""

"Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist? He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion."

"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."