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Joke of the Day
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
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"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"
"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."
"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."
"What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G? Nightmares you racist."
"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."
"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."