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Joke of the Day

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""

"My mom told me that I objectify women. When she asked me why I broke up with my last girlfriend I said ""it didn't work out."" She said ""be more specific."" I said ""I just told you she didn't exercise."""

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."

"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."

"the biggest joke of all time Trump"

"What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream? The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)"

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."