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Joke of the Day

"84% of Canadians think the preparations for the American blizzard are ""cute"""

"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"

"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."

"I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes."

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"

"That's it. The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say ""no, I'm just sleeping around""."

"Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"