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Joke of the Day

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."

"How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."