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Joke of the Day
"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."
"Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)"
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."
"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"
"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."
"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"What doesn't kill you isn't earning the money I paid."