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Joke of the Day

"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""

"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"

"How many plates do you need to draw a picture? Tenplates"

"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."

"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."

"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"

"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"If girls is boys If girls were boys for a day,The first thing he did was supposed to be:Pee on a tree"