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Joke of the Day

"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"

"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."

"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"""I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"" - girls who are mad"

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."

"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"

"Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat."

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"