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Joke of the Day

"Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat."

"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"

"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."

"With all of this negativity in the media At least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"

"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"

"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."