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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."
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"Justice Prevail for Morons"
"My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ""Now son, this may hurt a bit""."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But I turned myself around"
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
"How did Jared lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend"
"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time."