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Joke of the Day

"No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers, so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up."

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""

"What do you call a strong woman with a successful career and family life? A human being you fucking sexist."

"The winds of change can blow me."

"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""

"Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"

"How do Mexicans cut their Pizza? With Little Caesars."