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Joke of the Day

"Johnny Depp has announced that he has a mental issue He has Deppression"

"Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!"

"Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map."

"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."

"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."

"Neil Armstrong said ""One small step for man..."". I would've just said ""OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!""."

"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."

"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."