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Joke of the Day

"Neil Armstrong said ""One small step for man..."". I would've just said ""OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!""."

"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."

"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."

"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"

"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."

"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."

"My friends say I can be condescending That's when you talk down to people."

"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"