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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."

"Prank: put a bucket of water on top of the door, then shoot your roommate in the stomach. When the cops come, they get soaking wet!"

"I really love bikes. I'm a pedalphile."

"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"

"*I come downstairs to see my dog has eaten my dinner off the counter* Dude, I said I was sorry for eating yours."

"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."