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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."

"The dad asks his son: ""What has four legs and isn't alive? Son: ""nice try, a chair!"" Dad: ""Nope. Our dog just died."""

"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"

"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."

"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"

"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."