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Joke of the Day

"You know you're an adult when you get excited over how much crap you just fit into a dishwasher."

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."

"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""

"The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them."

"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""

"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

"Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college..."

"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."