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Joke of the Day

"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"What are nuts on a wall? NSFW Wallnuts. What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth!"

"What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add ""er"" to short and it becomes shorter."

"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."

"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"

"Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10. I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown"

"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"