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Joke of the Day
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
Next Joke
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."
"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
"I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars."
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"