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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."

"Thanks honey for rolling over at 3am and telling me I should get some sleep.In my insomnia stupor that hadn't crossed my mind."

"New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed"

"[driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]"

"My Drug Dealer I don't even care that my drug dealer's a woman. She's a real heroine."

"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."

"I adopt cats because I can't have any of my own."

"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."