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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
Next Joke
"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."
"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes..."
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"
"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."
"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"
"There needs to be a Meat Likers Pizza for those of us afraid of commitment."
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."