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Joke of the Day
"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
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"Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy."
"How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin"
"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"
"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"
"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"I just hired a new employee and he claimed it has been months since his last bowel movement. Needless to say one way or another, he's full of shit."
"A joke about Muhammad [removed]"