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Joke of the Day
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
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"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""
"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ""Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"" The Bartender says ""No, we only have plane"""
"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"
"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"