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Joke of the Day

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"What happens when you pour acid on a basic bitch? She becomes salty."

"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"

"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."

"If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink."

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."

"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"

"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."

"What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny? A block of flaps"