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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired."
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"Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits."
"If ANY of my posts have made even one person's day better,, then there's something seriously wrong with that person"
"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."
"I just bought that new aftershave ""Stalker"".... It's slightly stronger than Obsession."
"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."