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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired."
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"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"
"Why do they say ""character actress""? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?"
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
"What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen."
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."