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Joke of the Day

"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up."

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""

"A baby seal walks into a club..."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."