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Joke of the Day
"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"
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"A Jewish redditor decides to post a foreskin joke. [removed]"
"How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana."
"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"
"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."
"Taylor Swift Stabs Lucky Fan 1,989 times."
"Student: What is the chance we are alone in the universe? Professor: Astronomical."
"I have neighbors who are racist. Whenever we play monopoly, instead of using the hat or thimble I just carve a black family out of wood. They move whenever I land on their property."
"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"
"What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son"