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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*"
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"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"
"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""
"Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional."
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."
"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."
"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."