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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."
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"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""
"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."
"I opened my fortune-cookie. There was nothing inside. Does that mean i have no future?"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."