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Joke of the Day

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."

"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."

"Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops? It makes you look hard"

"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline said ""Small Medium at Large"""

"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"