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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."

"When I die I want to pass like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the other people in his car."

"I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out."

"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."

"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"*at the gym* Trainor: Have a donut. Me: Wow! Sure! T: Here's some pizza. M: What kind of trainer are you? T: I'm a Megan Trainor."

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."

"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"

"Listen up, guys Neil Diamond is the name of a famous American singer-songwriter but it's also a checklist for anyone about to propose"