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Joke of the Day
"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"
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"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"
"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."
"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"
"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."
"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head"
"What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor? The Terminator"