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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor? The Terminator"
Next Joke
"My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger."
"I understand exponents To a degree"
"The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!"
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"
"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."