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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head"

"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""

"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."

"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname"

"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."

"I was having a nightmare where a dude said he was going to kill me if I could not make him laugh... so I said... What gas leaves a pirate speechless? . . . Argon"

"If you're having reception problems with your phone... Just shove an antenna up a girl's ass, then yell at her face. Then you will officially have a receptionIST!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."

"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."