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Joke of the Day

"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"

"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."

"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"

"Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys."

"I just got arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road It's because I'm black, isn't it."

"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"

"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."