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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
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"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"I took two headache tablets an hour ago... Still haven't got one."
"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD."
"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"
"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"