45082

Joke of the Day

"Owning a sword is like being a horny priest... Owning a sword is like being a horny priest, even though you want to, you can never use it without breaking the law."

"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"

"Every car should also have a second, super gas light so you know when you actually need gas."

"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."

"When there are no volunteers, they get appointed."

"I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing."

"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."

"What did the New York Salmon say to the driver? I'm swimming here!"

"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"

"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"