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Joke of the Day
"What did the New York Salmon say to the driver? I'm swimming here!"
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"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."
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"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"
"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"
"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."
"The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise."