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Joke of the Day

"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."

"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."

"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"

"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."

"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan"

"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."

"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."

"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."

"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."