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Joke of the Day

"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked ""Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"" Sorry sir right this way"

"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."

"What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool"

"Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again..."

"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"