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Joke of the Day

"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."

"83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis."

"""I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle"" he moped"

"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."

"Hey, remember when AT&T told you to ""reach out and touch someone"" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!"

"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."

"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"

"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."