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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
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"I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night... ...Next time close your Urcurtains."
"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"
"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"
"Open bar at my funeral; just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to fucking party."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"
"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"
"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."
"Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes. Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?"
"I became a vegetarian yesterday. I regret it already, I guess you can say it was a missed steak."