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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
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"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"
"Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face."
"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"
"In preschool, I became friends with a little girl I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired."
"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"
"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."
"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."