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Joke of the Day

"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."

"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."

"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."

"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"

"What is a fedora enthusiast's favorite cookie? M'lano"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""

"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"