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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Without a penis."
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"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""
"I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each other with it."
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"
"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"
"I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in. It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry."
"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"