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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"

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"If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?"
"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"
"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""
"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."
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"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."
"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? Headlines read: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"What does the Fox say? not the news"