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Joke of the Day
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
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"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"
"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."
"What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."
"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."
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"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
"Would Orlando Bloom? No, but Elijah Wood."
"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"
"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."