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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"

"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"

"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."

"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"[blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s"