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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"
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"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""
"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."
"If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop."
"My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & shit like that is why I'm never sober."
"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."