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Joke of the Day
"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."
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"CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly"
"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"
"What do cars and humans have in common? We both burn gas."
"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"
"Why You Shouldn't Drink Toilet Water There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water: Number 1. Number 2."
"Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian bdsm Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay"
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."