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Joke of the Day

"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."

"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"

"Its so hard to know where you're at when your boss is a powerlifter.... They just keep raising and lowering the bar"

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."

"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"

"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"I call bullshit on all the times I've talked to strangers and they've not offered me candy."

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"""Half a dozen"" because saying 6' is way too long..."